Friday, January 30, 2009

For your viewing pleasure

Maybe we are strange, I don't know, ok we are a little strange, but I think that going without a shirt is even more strange. For some reason so many guys love to just walk around without a shirt. Sure on a beach this is acceptable, in the privacy of your home it is too, and it is completely normal when you are swimming.

The no shirt conversation comes up every evening in our house, not for the reasons you might think but because we have the fat naked guy that doesn't know how to close his blinds. Many of you may recall the story line from the show Friends about their ugly fat naked guy that they poked with a make-shift stick and now we are living that story line. It is crazy. This old guy sits right in front of his window so that the whole world can see him without a shirt. He does this until about midnight and is up around 5 to start the day on the same note.

One night we had some friends over for cards and even they noticed this phenomenon and also thought it was quite odd. The other morning I woke up, looked out to see if it snowed and there was they old guy trying to put a tank top on. I wanted to cheer him on. Then the tank top got stuck part way and once again he was shirtless. Here is the big question.... How many people don't understand that if a light is shining bright in your house after dark and the blinds are open anyone on the outside can see in ? You basically have a spotlight on you..... This is not rocket science..... But, it does make for interesting conversation. Now that all of you know what we talk about every night enjoy the weekend and try not to think too much about the ugly naked dude.... just try.

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